groovymuttations:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

(Source: mako, via mememaster)

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

(via bricebivona)

yzma:

pull the lever kronk

(via solo-cinco-pesos)